Funny Jokes Guaranteed to Make Kids Laugh

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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? ANSWER: A stick.

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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? ANSWER:Thunderwear.

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What time is it when the clock strikes 13? ANSWER: Time to get a new clock.

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How does a cucumber become a pickle? ANSWER: It goes through a jarring experience.

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What did one toilet say to the other? ANSWER: You look a bit flushed.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? ANSWER: Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

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Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? ANSWER: Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? ANSWER: Because she wanted to go to high school.

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What do you call a dog magician? ANSWER: A labracadabrador.

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